When I open my door I read: "Think calm and cool, not depressed!"
On the wall in the hallway I find: "Don't give up and don't get stressed!"
As towards the kitchen, my feet, they lead: "Stay active and do your best!"
But all the while, in my mind: "I need a drink. My life's a mess."
The Woes of a Minotaur by WeekendWriter, literature
Literature
The Woes of a Minotaur
I am but a simple minotaur.
I work in a shop, cleaning the floor.
Everyday I hope I get paid more.
Each day this hope falls out the win-door.
Alas, I am a minotaur, my job is a chore.
For you see, the cereal boxes, my horns, they gore.
The manager yells at me, "what do you take me for?"
Personally, I think he's just a big bloated boar.
His belly is comparable to that of a pig, that's for sure.
Unfortunately, I am bound to this store.
No one else wants to hire a minotaur.
So, while I'm here, though it might be a bore...
I'll let my soul roar, and my imagination soar.
I will tell you now
that it's money I'll save;
because it's November
the time we don't shave.
Anyone who still does
has to buy razors,
and let me tell you;
it does your wallet no favors.
My name is Steve, and I am a fly. I taste with my feet, have the craziest eyes and I currently reside in the apartment of Dave. Well, I don’t actually know Dave’s name, so I named him. He looks like a Dave; tall, dark skinned, mutters to himself about complicated things a lot.
Let me tell you how Dave and I met.
It was a sunny winter day, chilled air accompanying a warm light that touched my wings just right; it was time for flight, and I took off and zoomed about the kitchen like it was going out of style. Of course, I’d have to be in denial not to believe that my flat mate wouldn’t notice me leering over his cereal
Sun, Top
Island, Hop
Beats, Drop
Children, Rock
Music, Sound
All, Around
Listen, To
Pay-Per-View
Ladies, Dance
Kittens, Prance
Take-A-Chance
With-A-Lance
A-Lot-Of-Fun
Will-Be-Won
In, The, Sun
The Woes of a Minotaur by WeekendWriter, literature
Literature
The Woes of a Minotaur
I am but a simple minotaur.
I work in a shop, cleaning the floor.
Everyday I hope I get paid more.
Each day this hope falls out the win-door.
Alas, I am a minotaur, my job is a chore.
For you see, the cereal boxes, my horns, they gore.
The manager yells at me, "what do you take me for?"
Personally, I think he's just a big bloated boar.
His belly is comparable to that of a pig, that's for sure.
Unfortunately, I am bound to this store.
No one else wants to hire a minotaur.
So, while I'm here, though it might be a bore...
I'll let my soul roar, and my imagination soar.
I will tell you now
that it's money I'll save;
because it's November
the time we don't shave.
Anyone who still does
has to buy razors,
and let me tell you;
it does your wallet no favors.
My name is Steve, and I am a fly. I taste with my feet, have the craziest eyes and I currently reside in the apartment of Dave. Well, I don’t actually know Dave’s name, so I named him. He looks like a Dave; tall, dark skinned, mutters to himself about complicated things a lot.
Let me tell you how Dave and I met.
It was a sunny winter day, chilled air accompanying a warm light that touched my wings just right; it was time for flight, and I took off and zoomed about the kitchen like it was going out of style. Of course, I’d have to be in denial not to believe that my flat mate wouldn’t notice me leering over his cereal
Sun, Top
Island, Hop
Beats, Drop
Children, Rock
Music, Sound
All, Around
Listen, To
Pay-Per-View
Ladies, Dance
Kittens, Prance
Take-A-Chance
With-A-Lance
A-Lot-Of-Fun
Will-Be-Won
In, The, Sun
How to Make a Vampire by In-The-Machine, literature
Literature
How to Make a Vampire
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1. Beauty and the Beast Despite there being years and years of pre-existing exotic vampire folklore from all over the world, it really has
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But when I logged on for the first time in two days I was nearly falling backwards. I've got at least 750 messages. Jeez. Everyone picks up the pace when I'm gone :P
I must catch up! I must make more stuff!
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